Happy Freakin' Thanksgiving everyone! XD

Would somebody PLEASE make a hard rock/metal remix of the Super Mario 64 Metal Cap theme? I've browsed all of the other remixes and I feel very unsatisfied. If you won't do it for me, at least do it for the portal. The theme needs to be glorified for its awesomeness.

Kris Elefante is a homo! Like, seriously. I know the guy personally and he just goes around hitting on guys all the time...except for me of course, cuz he finds me intimidating. Hahahahahah!!!!!

So after months and months without internet, I'm finally back. But of course, much to the disdain of all of my loyal fans out there (sarcasm), there won't be a game due to my extended hiatus. I know, I know, bummer. Big shocker. Another reason would be my lack of initiative and, above all else, care. Plus, I live in an internet Bermuda triangle. I hardly ever have a connection (go figure) and if ever I do, it never lasts very long. To anyone who, by the grace of god, actually reads this or anything I actually ever post for that matter, try going 7 months without internet. If any webslaves actually have some sort of mental coherency left after the allotted time, feel free to send me a message explaining in great detail the pain and desperation of such a hiatus. I know that people have much more important people (as it pertains to Newgrounds) to pay attention to, so if I even get a single reply to this post, it'll be a God-given miracle. It'll be an impressive feat, indeed. I'm not complaining. I know how the whole "popularity system" works, but I don't really give a shit. I really don't feel like busting my ass day in and day out on something I'm not good at anyway to progressively gain a few more fans every once in a while. This is just a statement of my ultimate realization. I love Newgrounds, but I'm not going to help make it better cause I don't know how and I can't do anything artistic anyway. I'll just enjoy the content and fade into obscurity (if I haven't already), cause that's all I'm capable of doing here.

My friend Kris and I are going to be working in collaboration to make a stick figure-esque platforming game. At the moment, we have three levels: Tutorial, stage 1, and another stage that I made, but we have no idea where to put it. Right now, it's three pieces of notebook paper with lines and contraptions and stuff, but we are going to put it into flash soon. Kris does NOT have a Newgrounds account, but I think I can convince him into getting one once we start making the transition to flash. A bunch of other guys might be helping us to do this project, but we'll see.

Right now, it's just me and Kris (I'm drawing the very simplistic looking levels (since I'm really not THAT artistic, but whatever) and he's going to translate it into flash, but we are working on enlisting help). If anyone has any ideas, let me know. Trust me, your opinions are welcome.

Before, when I said it was simplistic looking, I wasn't joking. It's a bunch of lines and shapes. We might release some demos of the game first so be on the lookout.

NO RELEASE DATE!!! I'm pretty lazy and I don't have the initiative or the time to devote myself to the game (though I am excited about it), so I would probably say the first level MIGHT be released by June or July maybe earlier.

Can't wait to see how this turns out! Not expecting a major award or anything but hey if I get one then yay. This is basically something we decided to do in our spare time for fun. Anyway, be on the lookout for us and until then, adios mis amigos. Dime si tienes preguntas.

They're even more awesome when they don't have a purpose!

Chances are that, if I have time, I will start animating flash in the summer (or winter, depending on how I'm feeling). I've been having some great ideas for a series and I'm hoping that one day I will become good enough to present it perfectly (or close enough). I don't want to reveal any details as to what my idea entails but trust me, it's going to take a lot of work (and even more practice). It might even take me a few years before I'm good enough to even start on it. Anyway, I'm really excited to announce my recent decision, so expect to see some of my work some time next year!

Not bad, guys. Not bad... Nice idea.

Honestly, I've always been a fan of RBF (Reel Big Fish), and this song is definitely one of my favorites. Now there is a point to why I put this song on here. Recently, some friends of mine have been fighting over this girl who, so far, has been little less than a slut. All she does is have sex with them, saying, "Oh, I love you soooo much!" and, "Your my only love," treating them like they are the love of her life. As if! I can't believe my friends are stupid enough to fall for that shit! After she has sex with them, she starts going out with one of their friends! Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaagh! Personally, I've only seen pictures of her. She isn't very attractive, but she has big boobs, and that's enough by itself to get them swooning over her.

Now luckily, she hasn't come after me yet, mostly because she hasn't met me, and I hope she never does. I'm not saying that I don't want to get laid, but 1) why would you want someone who's been used more times than a public bathroom? and 2) why would I want all of my friends to hate me? She's nothing but trouble.

Now, I've tried to tell them to let her go, don't get attached, not waste their time with her, etc. It's not her that makes me mad (because if she wants to go sleeping around with every single living being on God's green Earth then more power to her), it's my idiot friends! They complain, bitch, moan, groan, and argue about this, that, and the other, even though I and other friends and some family members have warned them about that kind of stuff. It's starting to get pathetic.

There are a whole bunch of other details, but you all get the point by now. This song is dedicated to them being used and them crying about it. Here's to you guys! Enjoy!

...so look at this picture of CM Punk.